Whiter

Michael Jackson is dead. Surgery wasn’t enough, so he found a way to be even whiter

Colour

Paramedics at the scene report that Michael Jackson never got his colour back

Stiff & White

What is stiff and white and doesn't molest children?

Michael Jackson

Tribute

God

Once there was a boy who was curious about God, he went to his Mother and asked "Mom is God a boy or a girl?" she replied "Neither", the boy ran off to his father and asked "Dad, is god black or white" his father replies "Neither" one day at dinner he asks both his parents "Is God Michael Jackson?"