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Michael Jackson Is Dead
New song from our good old friend Jon Lajoie (known to Snotr followers from this video).

Brb

Hhhhghnnnngggg

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Zorro

Pedobear

Little League

Michael Jackson had a heart attack while he was watching reruns of the Little League World Series and the excitement became too great!!!

OZone

Authorities are worried about cremating Michael Jackson. They aren't sure if the OZone layer will be able to take it

Keep your tickets

Keep your tickets, This is all a setup for the best performance of Thriller ever

Dream come true

First it was the Transformers movies, then the G.I. Joe movie, and now Michael Jackson dropping dead? It's every little boy's dream come true!

Proctologist

Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a proctologist?
A: A proctologist doesn't pay for the assholes he's poked around in.

Heal The World

So many people saying Michael Jacksons death will: "HEAL THE WORLD" & "MAKE IT A BETTER PLACE FOR YOU & FOR ME & THE ENTIRE HUMAN RACE"

Polystyrene Cups

Michael Jackson is to be recycled into polystyrene cups, so kids can still put their lips around his rim

Jesus Juice

Alien Vs Predator

The Many Faces of Michael

Michael isn't dead, he's just getting more work done for his reappearance next year.

Colour

Paramedics at the scene report that Michael Jackson never got his colour back

Tough

Q. Why was Michael Jackson considered so tough?

A. Cuz he could lick any boy in the neighborhood!!!

Father Christmas

What have Father Christmas and Michael Jackson have in common.

They both unload their sacks in childrens bedrooms.

Doctor

Police wanted to talk with the Doctor at MJ'S bedside but by the time the Police showed up his mother had come to pick him up and take him home.