Brb

Hhhhghnnnngggg

lol

Zorro

Pedobear

Just Dyed

I just called my mate to tell him bout the sad news.

I said "Did you hear that Michael Jackson just died"
my Friend, "What Color this time?"

Little League

Michael Jackson had a heart attack while he was watching reruns of the Little League World Series and the excitement became too great!!!

Heaven or Hell

Q. Do you think Michael Jackson will go to heaven or hell?

A: Well, due to the number of unbaptized babies, he’ll probably choose purgatory

OZone

Authorities are worried about cremating Michael Jackson. They aren't sure if the OZone layer will be able to take it

Keep your tickets

Keep your tickets, This is all a setup for the best performance of Thriller ever

Newsflash

***********NEWSFLASH*************

Casper the Ghost has been raped

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Dream come true

First it was the Transformers movies, then the G.I. Joe movie, and now Michael Jackson dropping dead? It's every little boy's dream come true!

Door Locks

More details coming out about Michael Jackson. It seems his 13-year-old accuser testified before a grand jury that Michael had seven locks on his bedroom door. See, what happened was whenever Michael would install one lock, the kid would grow an inch taller, and he’d have to put in another one ... and then another one ... and then another one. ~ Jay Leno Quote

New Generation

Q: Why did Pepsi sign up Michael Jackson for their ads?

A: Because he likes the taste of a new generation.

Proctologist

Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a proctologist?
A: A proctologist doesn't pay for the assholes he's poked around in.

Heal The World

So many people saying Michael Jacksons death will: "HEAL THE WORLD" & "MAKE IT A BETTER PLACE FOR YOU & FOR ME & THE ENTIRE HUMAN RACE"

Anagram

Anyone else notice that - 'The singer and dancer Michael Jackson' is an anagram of- 'Danger as he jams a cock in ten children'?

Pepsi

Q: What's the difference between Richard Pryor and Michael Jackson?

A: Richard Pryor got burnt on coke, Michael Jackson got burnt on Pepsi!

MAKE YOUR OWN MICHAEL

For a bit of fun or a cure for boredom, why not make your own Michael face at http://www.alexanderband.dk/dragson/

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