Door Locks

More details coming out about Michael Jackson. It seems his 13-year-old accuser testified before a grand jury that Michael had seven locks on his bedroom door. See, what happened was whenever Michael would install one lock, the kid would grow an inch taller, and he’d have to put in another one ... and then another one ... and then another one. ~ Jay Leno Quote

Polystyrene Cups

Michael Jackson is to be recycled into polystyrene cups, so kids can still put their lips around his rim