Lousy Shirt

Anagram

Anyone else notice that - 'The singer and dancer Michael Jackson' is an anagram of- 'Danger as he jams a cock in ten children'?

Burned

Michael Peppers

Death Bed Request

At the death bed of micheal jackson the priest readin him his last rights said "wat wuld u like 2 b if re incarnated micheal?". micheal looked at him an replied "id like 2 b brought back as a sports bottle". looking confused the priest asked "whys that my child" to which jacko softly said "so i can squirt my load into a young boys mouth one more time!"

Baby Jesus

Now he's having sleepovers with Baby Jesus

Burried

It was reported that Michael Jackson's last request was to be buried IN his children

Ironic

Its pretty ironic Michael Jackson died at 3.15. Right when the big hand touches the little hand.

Whats the difference

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett? One was into the young Lee Majors and the other was into the majorly young

Stroke

Reports of a heart attack are untrue. Apparently he was found in the childrens ward having a stroke

Rice Bubbles

MJ requested that his ashes be put in the next batch of rice bubbles so he could go
through a 10yo's arse one last time.

God

Once there was a boy who was curious about God, he went to his Mother and asked "Mom is God a boy or a girl?" she replied "Neither", the boy ran off to his father and asked "Dad, is god black or white" his father replies "Neither" one day at dinner he asks both his parents "Is God Michael Jackson?"

Casper

Q: What was the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper?
A: One is pale and scares kids and the other is a friendly ghost.

Betty Ford Clinic

Q: Why did Michael Jackson Check into the Betty Ford clinic?
A: To get over his 11 year crack habit.

Keeping the Youth

Q: How did Michael Jackson keep his youth?
A: Pizza and Nintendo.

Plane Crash

Cliff Richard, Sid Vicious, and Michael Jackson were in a plane when it suddenly crashed on a cliff.
Richard shouted out "Save the children!"
Sid Vicious said "Screw them!"
Michael Jackson asked have "We got that long?"

Sinking Ship

Michael Jackson was on a ship with 100 boy scouts when it hit an iceberg and started to sink.
The captain announced "We're sinking! Everyone abandon ship!"
Michael asked, "What about the children?"
The captain replied, "F*ck the children!"
Michael looked around eagerly and asked "Do we have time?"

Gloves

Q: Why did Michael Jackson wear a glove?
A: So he wouldn't leave fingerprints on the kids.

Casino

Michael Jackson was planning on opening a new Stations casino in Vegas...
...It was going to be called MolleStation.

A little behind

Q: Why did Michael Jackson like to lose foot races to little boys?
A: He liked to come in a little behind.