God

Once there was a boy who was curious about God, he went to his Mother and asked "Mom is God a boy or a girl?" she replied "Neither", the boy ran off to his father and asked "Dad, is god black or white" his father replies "Neither" one day at dinner he asks both his parents "Is God Michael Jackson?"

One Wish

When Farrah Fawcett arrived in heaven god gave her one wish. She wished the children of the world would be safe.

So god killed Michael Jackson