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Monday, June 29, 2009
Historical First
Michaels death marks the first day that he had been stiff without a five year old boy nearby
Sunday, June 28, 2009
Tour Going Ahead
Michael Jackson’s UK tour will still go ahead as planned.
A spokesman said “So much of Michael was saved by the doctors after his surgical procedures that we are confident of being able to put something together.”
A spokesman said “So much of Michael was saved by the doctors after his surgical procedures that we are confident of being able to put something together.”
Father Christmas
What have Father Christmas and Michael Jackson have in common.
They both unload their sacks in childrens bedrooms.
They both unload their sacks in childrens bedrooms.
Box Set
Just seen that MJ is to bring out an 'ultra-exclusive one of a kind limited edition box-set' next week. Why they can't just call it a coffin I don't know.
Saturday, June 27, 2009
Mr Potato Head
Reuters- Hasbro has just bought the rights to all Michael Jackson interchangable facial apparatis for the purpose of making molds for a collectible edition of Mr. Potatohead. The remainder of Jackson will be melted down and used for the Potatohead parts.
Frankenstein
What will be the first order of business for Michael Jackson in the afterlife? To take beauty tips from Frankenstein!
Citizenship
MJ Newswire - California authorities are questioning the citizenship of pop icon Michael Jackson. In a statement released by the Los Angeles coroner's office, Dr. Icut Emup stated "During the autopsy of Mr Jackson we discovered several imprints on various body parts. Among these imprints were the words Made In China, Made in Taiwan, and Fabricado en Mexico."
State authorities are refusing to release the body until undisputable proof of Jackson's origin can be secured. One state official speculated that the court might order Jackson's remains to be divided and returned to the various countries of origin."We're just not sure at this point,"
Captain Ima Cop stated. "It's quite possible that these foreign manufactuers might refuse to accept his remains." An anonymous source in the coroners office hinted that Jackson's death was probably caused by stress fatigue of the foreign made plastic components.
State authorities are refusing to release the body until undisputable proof of Jackson's origin can be secured. One state official speculated that the court might order Jackson's remains to be divided and returned to the various countries of origin."We're just not sure at this point,"
Captain Ima Cop stated. "It's quite possible that these foreign manufactuers might refuse to accept his remains." An anonymous source in the coroners office hinted that Jackson's death was probably caused by stress fatigue of the foreign made plastic components.
Glass Coffin
Michael Jackson will be buried in a glass coffin so children can see him stiff once more!
Tonya Harding
Q: Did you hear that Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding have decided to begin training racehorses together?
A: Yeah, she's gonna do all the handicapping and he's gonna ride all the three-year-olds!
A: Yeah, she's gonna do all the handicapping and he's gonna ride all the three-year-olds!
8 Inches
What's 8 inches long and completely useless ? ..............a Michael Jackson comeback tour ticket
Stop It
Stop with the Michael Jackson jokes! He touched me in ways I hadn't experienced since I was at a Catholic school
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