Historical First

Michaels death marks the first day that he had been stiff without a five year old boy nearby

Glass Coffin

Michael Jackson will be buried in a glass coffin so children can see him stiff once more!

Stiff & White

What is stiff and white and doesn't molest children?

Michael Jackson

Stiff

Michael Jackson hasn't been this stiff since Macaulay Culkin came to stay over for the weekend