Lousy Shirt

Historical First

Michaels death marks the first day that he had been stiff without a five year old boy nearby

God

Once there was a boy who was curious about God, he went to his Mother and asked "Mom is God a boy or a girl?" she replied "Neither", the boy ran off to his father and asked "Dad, is god black or white" his father replies "Neither" one day at dinner he asks both his parents "Is God Michael Jackson?"