Motto

Like Michael Jackson always said. “Live fast, die young, leave a vaguely vietnamese looking woman’s corpse

Death Bed Request

At the death bed of micheal jackson the priest readin him his last rights said "wat wuld u like 2 b if re incarnated micheal?". micheal looked at him an replied "id like 2 b brought back as a sports bottle". looking confused the priest asked "whys that my child" to which jacko softly said "so i can squirt my load into a young boys mouth one more time!"