Pepsi

Q: What's the difference between Richard Pryor and Michael Jackson?

A: Richard Pryor got burnt on coke, Michael Jackson got burnt on Pepsi!

NEVERLAND RANCH AUCTION

Paulscheer has shared some of this photos taken at the Neverland Ranch Auction on flikr. Definately worth a look! http://www.flickr.com/photos/paulscheer/sets/72157617373340442/

And some people wonder why some find him creepy, sheesh!

Historical First

Michaels death marks the first day that he had been stiff without a five year old boy nearby

You know your old

Thriller Kitty

This was just cute, had to share

Pope Michael

If he were still alive he would have been the perfect candidate

Joan Crawfords Secret Son

Looks like michael may have been trying to become a joan crawford lookalike?

New Trading Card

He's not dead!

He's just gone into hiding!

MICHAEL JACKSON GAME

Bored? Pass the time by saving the babies in the game 'THE MICHAEL JACKSON BOUNCING BABY BALCONY BUNJEE!!'A fun flash game you can spend hours and hours playing!http://www.electric-chicken.co.uk/jacko.html

MAKE YOUR OWN MICHAEL

For a bit of fun or a cure for boredom, why not make your own Michael face at http://www.alexanderband.dk/dragson/

Jesus Juice

Planet Of The Apes

Bart Simpson

Alien Vs Predator

The Many Faces of Michael

Michael isn't dead, he's just getting more work done for his reappearance next year.

Colour

Paramedics at the scene report that Michael Jackson never got his colour back

Tour Going Ahead

Michael Jackson’s UK tour will still go ahead as planned.

A spokesman said “So much of Michael was saved by the doctors after his surgical procedures that we are confident of being able to put something together.”

Tough

Q. Why was Michael Jackson considered so tough?

A. Cuz he could lick any boy in the neighborhood!!!

Swap

What Did michael jackson say to gary glitter? swap you two 5's for a 10!

Father Christmas

What have Father Christmas and Michael Jackson have in common.

They both unload their sacks in childrens bedrooms.

Box Set

Just seen that MJ is to bring out an 'ultra-exclusive one of a kind limited edition box-set' next week. Why they can't just call it a coffin I don't know.

Mr Potato Head

Reuters- Hasbro has just bought the rights to all Michael Jackson interchangable facial apparatis for the purpose of making molds for a collectible edition of Mr. Potatohead. The remainder of Jackson will be melted down and used for the Potatohead parts.

Doctor

Police wanted to talk with the Doctor at MJ'S bedside but by the time the Police showed up his mother had come to pick him up and take him home.

Frankenstein

What will be the first order of business for Michael Jackson in the afterlife? To take beauty tips from Frankenstein!