Michael Jacksons Dead

Dead Video

2009-06-29T21:33:00.000-07:00

Michael Jackson Is Dead
New song from our good old friend Jon Lajoie (known to Snotr followers from this video).

Brb

2009-06-29T21:14:00.000-07:00

Hhhhghnnnngggg

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lol

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Zorro

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Pedobear

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Just Dyed

2009-06-29T17:26:00.000-07:00

I just called my mate to tell him bout the sad news.

I said "Did you hear that Michael Jackson just died"
my Friend, "What Color this time?"

Obituary

2009-06-29T06:17:00.000-07:00

Obituarty: Jackson's cardiac arrest was caused when he was electrocuted while making out with his PS3. Michael felt a strong attraction with the machine as they are both turned on by 10 year old boys

Little League

2009-06-29T06:16:00.000-07:00

Michael Jackson had a heart attack while he was watching reruns of the Little League World Series and the excitement became too great!!!

Whiter

2009-06-29T06:15:00.003-07:00

Michael Jackson is dead. Surgery wasn’t enough, so he found a way to be even whiter

Heaven or Hell

2009-06-29T06:14:00.001-07:00

Q. Do you think Michael Jackson will go to heaven or hell?

A: Well, due to the number of unbaptized babies, he’ll probably choose purgatory

OZone

2009-06-29T06:12:00.002-07:00

Authorities are worried about cremating Michael Jackson. They aren't sure if the OZone layer will be able to take it

Keep your tickets

2009-06-29T06:12:00.001-07:00

Keep your tickets, This is all a setup for the best performance of Thriller ever

Newsflash

2009-06-29T06:08:00.001-07:00

***********NEWSFLASH*************

Casper the Ghost has been raped

***********NEWSFLASH*************

Lousy Shirt

2009-06-29T02:00:00.000-07:00

Dream come true

2009-06-29T01:37:00.000-07:00

First it was the Transformers movies, then the G.I. Joe movie, and now Michael Jackson dropping dead? It's every little boy's dream come true!

Door Locks

2009-06-29T01:26:00.000-07:00

More details coming out about Michael Jackson. It seems his 13-year-old accuser testified before a grand jury that Michael had seven locks on his bedroom door. See, what happened was whenever Michael would install one lock, the kid would grow an inch taller, and he’d have to put in another one ... and then another one ... and then another one. ~ Jay Leno Quote

Michael Doll

2009-06-29T01:24:00.000-07:00

Hear about the new Michael Jackson doll?
It comes in a little can.

A-Lad-In

2009-06-29T01:21:00.000-07:00

Michael said to Debbie one night, "I fancy some entertainment, what shall we do?".
To which Debbie replied " I know we'll get a video".
Michael then said " Great, Ill get Aladdin".
Debbie said speedily "No Michael, You have been in trouble for that before"

Lisa-Marie

2009-06-29T01:18:00.000-07:00

Q: Did you hear Michael Jackson was married to Lisa-Marie Presley?

A: If Elvis were dead, he'd turn over in his grave.

New Generation

2009-06-29T01:17:00.001-07:00

Q: Why did Pepsi sign up Michael Jackson for their ads?

A: Because he likes the taste of a new generation.

Proctologist

2009-06-29T01:16:00.000-07:00

Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a proctologist?
A: A proctologist doesn't pay for the assholes he's poked around in.

Heal The World

2009-06-29T01:14:00.000-07:00

So many people saying Michael Jacksons death will: "HEAL THE WORLD" & "MAKE IT A BETTER PLACE FOR YOU & FOR ME & THE ENTIRE HUMAN RACE"

Anagram

2009-06-29T01:13:00.000-07:00

Anyone else notice that - 'The singer and dancer Michael Jackson' is an anagram of- 'Danger as he jams a cock in ten children'?

Polystyrene Cups

2009-06-29T01:12:00.000-07:00

Michael Jackson is to be recycled into polystyrene cups, so kids can still put their lips around his rim

Pepsi

2009-06-29T01:11:00.000-07:00

Q: What's the difference between Richard Pryor and Michael Jackson?

A: Richard Pryor got burnt on coke, Michael Jackson got burnt on Pepsi!

NEVERLAND RANCH AUCTION

2009-06-29T00:22:00.001-07:00

Paulscheer has shared some of this photos taken at the Neverland Ranch Auction on flikr. Definately worth a look! http://www.flickr.com/photos/paulscheer/sets/72157617373340442/

And some people wonder why some find him creepy, sheesh!

Historical First

2009-06-29T00:19:00.001-07:00

Michaels death marks the first day that he had been stiff without a five year old boy nearby

You know your old

2009-06-28T20:59:00.000-07:00

Thriller Kitty

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This was just cute, had to share

Pope Michael

2009-06-28T20:57:00.001-07:00

If he were still alive he would have been the perfect candidate

Joan Crawfords Secret Son

2009-06-28T20:53:00.000-07:00

Looks like michael may have been trying to become a joan crawford lookalike?

New Trading Card

2009-06-28T20:50:00.000-07:00

He's not dead!

2009-06-28T20:49:00.000-07:00

He's just gone into hiding!

MICHAEL JACKSON GAME

2009-06-28T20:48:00.001-07:00

Bored? Pass the time by saving the babies in the game 'THE MICHAEL JACKSON BOUNCING BABY BALCONY BUNJEE!!'A fun flash game you can spend hours and hours playing!http://www.electric-chicken.co.uk/jacko.html

MAKE YOUR OWN MICHAEL

2009-06-28T20:40:00.000-07:00

For a bit of fun or a cure for boredom, why not make your own Michael face at http://www.alexanderband.dk/dragson/

Jesus Juice

2009-06-28T20:34:00.000-07:00

Planet Of The Apes

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Bart Simpson

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Alien Vs Predator

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The Many Faces of Michael

2009-06-28T20:28:00.001-07:00

Michael isn't dead, he's just getting more work done for his reappearance next year.

Colour

2009-06-28T19:47:00.000-07:00

Paramedics at the scene report that Michael Jackson never got his colour back

Tour Going Ahead

2009-06-28T18:42:00.001-07:00

Michael Jackson’s UK tour will still go ahead as planned.

A spokesman said “So much of Michael was saved by the doctors after his surgical procedures that we are confident of being able to put something together.”

Tough

2009-06-28T18:33:00.001-07:00

Q. Why was Michael Jackson considered so tough?

A. Cuz he could lick any boy in the neighborhood!!!

Swap

2009-06-28T15:09:00.000-07:00

What Did michael jackson say to gary glitter? swap you two 5's for a 10!

Father Christmas

2009-06-28T06:07:00.000-07:00

What have Father Christmas and Michael Jackson have in common.

They both unload their sacks in childrens bedrooms.

Box Set

2009-06-28T05:30:00.001-07:00

Just seen that MJ is to bring out an 'ultra-exclusive one of a kind limited edition box-set' next week. Why they can't just call it a coffin I don't know.

Mr Potato Head

2009-06-27T21:34:00.000-07:00

Reuters- Hasbro has just bought the rights to all Michael Jackson interchangable facial apparatis for the purpose of making molds for a collectible edition of Mr. Potatohead. The remainder of Jackson will be melted down and used for the Potatohead parts.

Doctor

2009-06-27T21:32:00.001-07:00

Police wanted to talk with the Doctor at MJ'S bedside but by the time the Police showed up his mother had come to pick him up and take him home.

Frankenstein

2009-06-27T21:27:00.000-07:00

What will be the first order of business for Michael Jackson in the afterlife? To take beauty tips from Frankenstein!

Citizenship

2009-06-27T21:22:00.000-07:00

MJ Newswire - California authorities are questioning the citizenship of pop icon Michael Jackson. In a statement released by the Los Angeles coroner's office, Dr. Icut Emup stated "During the autopsy of Mr Jackson we discovered several imprints on various body parts. Among these imprints were the words Made In China, Made in Taiwan, and Fabricado en Mexico."

State authorities are refusing to release the body until undisputable proof of Jackson's origin can be secured. One state official speculated that the court might order Jackson's remains to be divided and returned to the various countries of origin."We're just not sure at this point,"

Captain Ima Cop stated. "It's quite possible that these foreign manufactuers might refuse to accept his remains." An anonymous source in the coroners office hinted that Jackson's death was probably caused by stress fatigue of the foreign made plastic components.

Holiday

2009-06-27T20:01:00.000-07:00

did u no michael jackson favourite holdiday location was in an orphage..

Glass Coffin

2009-06-27T20:00:00.000-07:00

Michael Jackson will be buried in a glass coffin so children can see him stiff once more!

Tonya Harding

2009-06-27T19:59:00.000-07:00

Q: Did you hear that Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding have decided to begin training racehorses together?
A: Yeah, she's gonna do all the handicapping and he's gonna ride all the three-year-olds!

Jackson 5 Tour

2009-06-27T19:58:00.000-07:00

Why can't anyone hear the songs at the Jackson 5 reunion tours? ...................they haven't got a Mike

Ashes

2009-06-27T19:57:00.002-07:00

What do Latoya and Australia have in common? .....they will both be taking the Ashes home this summer

8 Inches

2009-06-27T19:57:00.001-07:00

What's 8 inches long and completely useless ? ..............a Michael Jackson comeback tour ticket

Stiff & White

2009-06-27T19:55:00.000-07:00

What is stiff and white and doesn't molest children?

Michael Jackson

Stop It

2009-06-27T19:54:00.000-07:00

Stop with the Michael Jackson jokes! He touched me in ways I hadn't experienced since I was at a Catholic school

Wacko Jacko

2009-06-27T19:26:00.000-07:00

Recycle

2009-06-27T19:25:00.000-07:00

Plastic Fire

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Off This...

2009-06-27T19:22:00.000-07:00

Off The Pearch

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Face Transplant

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Toast

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History - New Cover

2009-06-27T19:17:00.000-07:00

Is History

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Griller

2009-06-27T19:15:00.000-07:00

Dead Album

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Tribute

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Burned

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Stiller

2009-06-27T19:11:00.000-07:00

Tabloids

2009-06-27T19:10:00.000-07:00

Jacks 'on' Switch

2009-06-27T19:08:00.000-07:00

Michael Peppers

2009-06-27T19:05:00.000-07:00

Past & Future

2009-06-27T18:56:00.001-07:00

Light Switch

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White Woman

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Toe Tag

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Balcony Dance

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Refunds

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Elton John

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It Was Bubbles

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Motto

2009-06-27T18:45:00.000-07:00

Like Michael Jackson always said. “Live fast, die young, leave a vaguely vietnamese looking woman’s corpse

Groaner

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Ghost

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Forgot

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Farrah Jackson

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Fantasy Island

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Thermostat

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Dead

2009-06-27T18:29:00.001-07:00

Da Vinci Da Dance

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Chimp Jacked

2009-06-27T18:27:00.000-07:00

Chiller

2009-06-27T18:24:00.000-07:00

News Flash

2009-06-27T18:23:00.000-07:00

Bad Heart

2009-06-27T18:22:00.000-07:00

Mr Potato Head

2009-06-27T18:21:00.002-07:00

Ebay

2009-06-27T18:21:00.001-07:00

Heart Stopping Choreography

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