Michael Jackson Is Dead
New song from our good old friend Jon Lajoie (known to Snotr followers from this video).
Monday, June 29, 2009
Just Dyed
I just called my mate to tell him bout the sad news.
I said "Did you hear that Michael Jackson just died"
my Friend, "What Color this time?"
I said "Did you hear that Michael Jackson just died"
my Friend, "What Color this time?"
Obituary
Obituarty: Jackson's cardiac arrest was caused when he was electrocuted while making out with his PS3. Michael felt a strong attraction with the machine as they are both turned on by 10 year old boys
Little League
Michael Jackson had a heart attack while he was watching reruns of the Little League World Series and the excitement became too great!!!
Heaven or Hell
Q. Do you think Michael Jackson will go to heaven or hell?
A: Well, due to the number of unbaptized babies, he’ll probably choose purgatory
OZone
Authorities are worried about cremating Michael Jackson. They aren't sure if the OZone layer will be able to take it
Newsflash
***********NEWSFLASH*************
Casper the Ghost has been raped
***********NEWSFLASH*************
Dream come true
First it was the Transformers movies, then the G.I. Joe movie, and now Michael Jackson dropping dead? It's every little boy's dream come true!
Door Locks
More details coming out about Michael Jackson. It seems his 13-year-old accuser testified before a grand jury that Michael had seven locks on his bedroom door. See, what happened was whenever Michael would install one lock, the kid would grow an inch taller, and he’d have to put in another one ... and then another one ... and then another one. ~ Jay Leno Quote
A-Lad-In
Michael said to Debbie one night, "I fancy some entertainment, what shall we do?".
To which Debbie replied " I know we'll get a video".
Michael then said " Great, Ill get Aladdin".
Debbie said speedily "No Michael, You have been in trouble for that before"
Lisa-Marie
Q: Did you hear Michael Jackson was married to Lisa-Marie Presley?
A: If Elvis were dead, he'd turn over in his grave.
A: If Elvis were dead, he'd turn over in his grave.
New Generation
Q: Why did Pepsi sign up Michael Jackson for their ads?
A: Because he likes the taste of a new generation.
Proctologist
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a proctologist?
A: A proctologist doesn't pay for the assholes he's poked around in.
A: A proctologist doesn't pay for the assholes he's poked around in.
Heal The World
So many people saying Michael Jacksons death will: "HEAL THE WORLD" & "MAKE IT A BETTER PLACE FOR YOU & FOR ME & THE ENTIRE HUMAN RACE"
Anagram
Anyone else notice that - 'The singer and dancer Michael Jackson' is an anagram of- 'Danger as he jams a cock in ten children'?
Polystyrene Cups
Michael Jackson is to be recycled into polystyrene cups, so kids can still put their lips around his rim
Pepsi
Q: What's the difference between Richard Pryor and Michael Jackson?
A: Richard Pryor got burnt on coke, Michael Jackson got burnt on Pepsi!
A: Richard Pryor got burnt on coke, Michael Jackson got burnt on Pepsi!
NEVERLAND RANCH AUCTION
Paulscheer has shared some of this photos taken at the Neverland Ranch Auction on flikr. Definately worth a look! http://www.flickr.com/photos/paulscheer/sets/72157617373340442/
And some people wonder why some find him creepy, sheesh!
And some people wonder why some find him creepy, sheesh!
Historical First
Michaels death marks the first day that he had been stiff without a five year old boy nearby
Sunday, June 28, 2009
Joan Crawfords Secret Son
Looks like michael may have been trying to become a joan crawford lookalike?
MICHAEL JACKSON GAME
Bored? Pass the time by saving the babies in the game 'THE MICHAEL JACKSON BOUNCING BABY BALCONY BUNJEE!!'A fun flash game you can spend hours and hours playing!http://www.electric-chicken.co.uk/jacko.html
MAKE YOUR OWN MICHAEL
For a bit of fun or a cure for boredom, why not make your own Michael face at http://www.alexanderband.dk/dragson/
The Many Faces of Michael
Michael isn't dead, he's just getting more work done for his reappearance next year. 
Tour Going Ahead
Michael Jackson’s UK tour will still go ahead as planned.
A spokesman said “So much of Michael was saved by the doctors after his surgical procedures that we are confident of being able to put something together.”
A spokesman said “So much of Michael was saved by the doctors after his surgical procedures that we are confident of being able to put something together.”
Tough
Q. Why was Michael Jackson considered so tough?
A. Cuz he could lick any boy in the neighborhood!!!
Father Christmas
What have Father Christmas and Michael Jackson have in common.
They both unload their sacks in childrens bedrooms.
They both unload their sacks in childrens bedrooms.
Box Set
Just seen that MJ is to bring out an 'ultra-exclusive one of a kind limited edition box-set' next week. Why they can't just call it a coffin I don't know.
Saturday, June 27, 2009
Mr Potato Head
Reuters- Hasbro has just bought the rights to all Michael Jackson interchangable facial apparatis for the purpose of making molds for a collectible edition of Mr. Potatohead. The remainder of Jackson will be melted down and used for the Potatohead parts.
Doctor
Police wanted to talk with the Doctor at MJ'S bedside but by the time the Police showed up his mother had come to pick him up and take him home.
Frankenstein
What will be the first order of business for Michael Jackson in the afterlife? To take beauty tips from Frankenstein!
Citizenship
MJ Newswire - California authorities are questioning the citizenship of pop icon Michael Jackson. In a statement released by the Los Angeles coroner's office, Dr. Icut Emup stated "During the autopsy of Mr Jackson we discovered several imprints on various body parts. Among these imprints were the words Made In China, Made in Taiwan, and Fabricado en Mexico."
State authorities are refusing to release the body until undisputable proof of Jackson's origin can be secured. One state official speculated that the court might order Jackson's remains to be divided and returned to the various countries of origin."We're just not sure at this point,"
Captain Ima Cop stated. "It's quite possible that these foreign manufactuers might refuse to accept his remains." An anonymous source in the coroners office hinted that Jackson's death was probably caused by stress fatigue of the foreign made plastic components.
State authorities are refusing to release the body until undisputable proof of Jackson's origin can be secured. One state official speculated that the court might order Jackson's remains to be divided and returned to the various countries of origin."We're just not sure at this point,"
Captain Ima Cop stated. "It's quite possible that these foreign manufactuers might refuse to accept his remains." An anonymous source in the coroners office hinted that Jackson's death was probably caused by stress fatigue of the foreign made plastic components.
Glass Coffin
Michael Jackson will be buried in a glass coffin so children can see him stiff once more!
Tonya Harding
Q: Did you hear that Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding have decided to begin training racehorses together?
A: Yeah, she's gonna do all the handicapping and he's gonna ride all the three-year-olds!
A: Yeah, she's gonna do all the handicapping and he's gonna ride all the three-year-olds!
Jackson 5 Tour
Why can't anyone hear the songs at the Jackson 5 reunion tours? ...................they haven't got a Mike
Ashes
What do Latoya and Australia have in common? .....they will both be taking the Ashes home this summer
8 Inches
What's 8 inches long and completely useless ? ..............a Michael Jackson comeback tour ticket
Stop It
Stop with the Michael Jackson jokes! He touched me in ways I hadn't experienced since I was at a Catholic school
Motto
Like Michael Jackson always said. “Live fast, die young, leave a vaguely vietnamese looking woman’s corpse
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